johnnotegbert: icingpacket: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one you have your contenders: you have your hispanohablantes: you have your homestucks: and you have this guy: (via teamrocketing)

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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gnorcs: pleiadic: gnorcs: why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms  because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting (via pageofdickbutt)

gnorcs:

pleiadic:

gnorcs:

why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms 

because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones

i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting

(via pageofdickbutt)

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called flustered-fallen-angel: damfrozencupcakes: greystreetliving: spooky-tenshi: reblogthings: HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW REBLOGS you people are making me feel so old and I’m really not even an adult yet. we still have one of these in my house… it doesn’t get used, but we still have it. do people really not remember…..? a relic from the past ages (via penelopetheconartist)

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

flustered-fallen-angel:

damfrozencupcakes:

greystreetliving:

spooky-tenshi:

reblogthings:

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW REBLOGS you people are making me feel so old and I’m really not even an adult yet.

we still have one of these in my house… it doesn’t get used, but we still have it.

do people really not remember…..?

a relic from the past ages

(via penelopetheconartist)

lill-ac: maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad (via grumpybilbo)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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idonegaffedit: i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes. (via pageofdickbutt)

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via pageofdickbutt)